You love basketball.
You are related to everyone in the village
Your first three weeks of school are spent camping, fishing, and hunting.
People ask you if you are from Russia.
Your gym is the size of a volleyball court.
You live on a regular diet of tang, pilot bread, and dry fish.
You pay $6.05 for a gallon of gas.
You often start sentences with “boy man”.
Your main mode of transportation is a Bravo.
Your closet is full of Raider Gear.
People ask you if you live in an igloo.
You have a cool nickname.
You eat stinkheads.
You have to catch your dinner.
You have a dog team.
You walk to school when it is 30 below zero.
You love moose meat.
You wear Sorrels in school.
You love to eat akutaq.

You might be from Fairbanks if you....

talk loud.
go to school early.
have a cell phone.
have swimming class.
get up at 7 to go to work.
ride the bus to school.
eat a lot of fast food.
are talkative.
live by the clock.
get your food from the store.
gas costs way less.
aren't related to a lot of people.

Here is what your Sister School has to say...You might be from Russian Mission if you...

• If you love any sport to play outside.
• If you are related to everyone.
• If you like to spend camping, hunting, and fishing.
• If they ask you if your from Russia.
• If the gym is big as basketball court.
• If you like to snowboard at Kako.
• If you like to eat akutaq which Is also Eskimo ice cream.
• If your school has their own stock full of snowboard.
• If 3 person’s have the same name.
• If you have dead animals In your school freezer.
• If you’re on a cultural exchange.
• If you get stuck in Bethel on your way home.
• If you can catch 36 lush fish and kill them all in one day.
• If you know what this kind and that kind are.