You know what a honey bucket is.
You go to Prom with your cousin, and it's okay because that's the only option.
You know exactly when there's a fox in town because somebody called you and told you about it.
The internet is so slow at home that you can barely check MySpace.
If you're named after somebody.
If you have an Eskimo name.
You know what "nyeah, nyeah" means.
You know what "hoooh-uh" means.
Rec list is the worst punishment ever.
You love Text Twist.